Pathetic Jingles

Announcing Our Upcoming Online Auction!  

This morning, I tried to quickly come up with some great lyrics you could sing to a popular holiday melody.  I wanted the lyrics to give you all the information about our upcoming online auction... but I didn't have much luck.  Maybe I'll try again tomorrow, but for today here are my failed attempts.  Hopefully, at the very least, they make you laugh at my stupidity.

And, just so you know (without the rhyming):

We are getting really close to opening our online auction. 
We've had a lot of really amazing items donated to our auction!
You will definitely want to check it out,
Get some Christmas shopping taken care of,
All while contributing to our adoption fund!

Win-Win!!!

(to the tune of Jolly Old St Nicholas)

Online Auction's almost here
We can hardly wait!
We've been gathering lots of things
You'll want to save the date!

Christmas time is coming soon
You'll want to go shop
Shopping through our online site
Should be there right on top.


(to the tune of Let It Snow)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the internet's delightful
And since it's almost Christmastime
Shop online, shop online, shop online.



(to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)

We're posting our online auction
We're posting our online auction
We're posting our online auction
So get ready to shop!

We've gathered great things
You won't want to miss!
So join us for some great shopping
And our orphans you'll bless!

We're posting our online auction
We're posting our online auction
We're posting our online auction
So get ready to shop!